it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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