you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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