this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
So vagazzling was a success
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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