Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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