This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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