He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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