I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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