Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
This is the high leading the old right now
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
The ass gains better be worth it
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