You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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