STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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