how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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