Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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