So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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