just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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