should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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