and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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