What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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