My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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