Me too!
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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