He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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