The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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