Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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