Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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