Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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