New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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