Your mouth is God's brothel.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
