Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You can't motorboat a personality
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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