So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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