ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
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