the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Randomize
