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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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