You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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