spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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