so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
