what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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