farters have to be the big spoon...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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