oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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