Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
it was like eating out sand paper
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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