Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
