I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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