There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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