i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
