I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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