I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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