ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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