I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
i think i just lost a toe
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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