Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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