none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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