addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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