butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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