I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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