I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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