My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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