The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Plan B is the new Plan A
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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