Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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