Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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