David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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