I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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