Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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