My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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